About

(Because I’m lazy and don’t feel like repeating myself. I’m just copy-pasting some survey from my cousin’s ThighSpace and filling it out for myself.)

Name: Dot Com, J., Sherman, D.J. Shit & Piss
Birthday: Someday, 1985
Birthplace: Kingston, Pa.
Current Location: Towson, Md.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blond, I suppose
Height: 5′10″
Right Handed or Left Handed: Non-mutant (Right)
Your Heritage: 75 percent Irish/25 percent Ukrainian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dress shoes
Your Weakness: Women, Strength, Agility, Patience
Your Fears: Flying bricks, Elbows, Settling, Gators
Your Perfect Pizza: Gerry’s Pizza with Sweet Sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to steal something from H.R., smash it and mail it to them. Otherwise, I’d like to figure what I’m going to do in life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an Instant Messenger: BALLA!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Takes three times.
Your Best Physical Feature: My curly hair
Your Bedtime: 2:30 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: O’s games and road trips with my dad.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy’s in Pennsylvania. Chic-fil-A in Maryland.
Single or Group Dates: Group. I like an audience.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice-T on Law & Order
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. Not that I’m racist or anything.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate.
Do you Smoke: No, but I’m smoking hot.
Do you Swear: Who the fuck cares?
Do you Sing: In the shower. Naked. To your wife/mother/secret lover.
Do you Shower Daily: In the A.M.
Have you Been in Love: Nope. Not even close.
Do you want to go to College: Pfft…been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself: Depends on what I’m doing. Talking to women is a big no for this question.
Do you get motion sickness: Only while I’m with your girlfriend.
Do you think you are attractive: I’m beautiful. Who wouldn’t want a 128-pound sarcastic white boy? Ladies, tell your friends. (I forgot, there’s no real women on the interweb).
Are you a Health Freak: Nah.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They’re cool. But I hate that they piss off my dog.
Do you play an Instrument: No, but your mom does.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah. Yuengling.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not in the last three years.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: All the time.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a dump. Does that count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but I will.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: I actually have. But the girl was gross so who cares.
Ever been Beaten up: By a girl once.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Moon
What country would you most like to Visit: France
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: A backpack full of ‘em.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2